When I first started this experiment I though this is hopeless. So far you have not had the courage it takes to break away from what mom taught you. Do not bother argueing with that statement. This is what I am going to accomplish.
I have started a new virsion of religion. It is not completely different. Only the names have been changed.
God will be ME. It replaces I AM. Christ will be Abel. He replaces Jesus, Allah, Jehovah, Sinbad etc. The virgin has yet to be identified. The closest I have come is Madonna.
Everyone will take their beliefs and forget them.
I will appoint a third unidentified someone to be the "last word". Jesus blew it.
Then we go to court. Our collective defense will be; "We did not have a fair trial by jury". Therefore our conviction is unconstitutional.
I will motion the third party for a ruling. Then we sit and wait.
Don't do anything it will only stall our aquittal. We must get a stay.
2007-09-28 06:35:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
What are you on?
2007-09-28 06:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The insistence on overturning a nonexistent conviction sounds dangerously paranoid. The belief that members here have to participate in your religious experiment sounds amusingly megalomaniac. The belief that you are somehow "getting" something others here don't is just foolish.
2007-09-29 01:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Atom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...and you are committed to the local nut house by a majority proxy of those unidentified jurors. This is for life. So sit enjoy the view out your window. It faces a brick wall so you can contemplate those Me's, complex.
People like this wind up being serial killers.
Peace brother.
2007-09-28 06:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by kickinupfunf 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting concept. Now what are you going to do if you win the case? My bet is you'll go after a cash settlement of some kind . Tha seems to be the only thing most religions are about anyway now days. Oh, and one more thing. If y'all are gonna talk redneck, it's "y'all" and "loos'nin". Please get it right next time!
2007-09-28 06:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by eyeque195 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok yeah, why don't you just become a Mormon? They believe that when they go to heaven you'll be God (or something similar to that) of their own little universe.
And seriously Madonna? You could do better than that.
2007-09-28 09:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ten Commandments 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not offended as some weenies are, because i am a real American. Simple words do not offend me because i have a back bone. However, i firmly believe you are 1.-on crack, and, 2.-In desperate need of God.
2007-10-01 15:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Antimidas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So your'e a preacher with an attorney complex?
2007-10-02 03:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry but how is this in any way a question... this is just some kind of typing incontinence.
2007-09-28 08:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dennis R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man! I can't believe I read the whole thing. Whats wrong with me?
2007-09-28 06:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oddly enough this is what my mom taught me. :)
2007-09-28 07:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by student_of_life 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dewd..........
Whatever you've been smoking..... I -really- do hope you brought enough to share ☺
Doug
2007-09-28 07:07:07 · answer #11 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋