Bud Light presents: "Real Men of Genius" Mr. Delusional Michigan Football Fan...
(Reeaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Football Fan
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Football Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
absurdly high pre-season ranking
(clutching at straws!)
Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent
(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born
(those were the daaaaaays!)
You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season
(been playing since the 1870s!
Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rival Buckeyes in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease
2007-09-28 04:27:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
(we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the pre-season polls come out next year
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)
Sparty On!
2007-09-28 04:28:19 · update #1
"Verizon"boy, I'm 36, take a deep breath and know once again that you're wrong...
2007-09-28 05:57:49 · update #2
HA HA HA HA, that is so funny!!! Thanks for my laugh of the day. I loved it!!
2007-09-28 04:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nicely said!
Tressel owns U of M. Period. He's their daddy and they all know it.
Regardless of where they end up at the end of this season (underneath the barrel - not just at the bottom!), come next year, they'll probably be in the top 20 again. Only to get their feelings hurt when they figure out that the ranking means nothing when it comes to their style of play. (Or TOTAL lack thereof).
2007-09-28 07:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by YSIC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You guys take care of Ohio and then we will be at your door Nov 3.......and then we shall see whats what. And as to forty years before I was born well....sad to say you are wrong. I was alive and able to remember well the championships. You are not talking to teens and twenty somethings here. Just because you are adolescent doesn't mean there are not grown ups out here.
Its not easy being green.
Jjones "boy" I will soon be 60 years old and my teenage grandsons act older than you sound.
2007-09-28 05:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by HockeyFan 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
This is probably the third or fourth time I've seen this posted on here and I have to tell you....It makes me laugh out loud every time!
2007-09-28 06:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by tnk3181979 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋