2007-09-28 04:23:45 · 27 answers · asked by DL 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Devil made me do it! >_
...Actually.
My excuse is simple, really. I was feeding my tree an ice cream cone as the martians showed up behind me with the wrong pancake batter and a flyswatter in their ship. So I went to CandyLand, got a shoe full of applesauce, and threw it at my grandmother's 200 pound dog, therefore solving the whole issue.
...I wasn't stoned. >_>
2007-09-28 04:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got beat up last night and though I went to bed reasonably early last night, my cat woke me up 2 hours before my alarm went off. I couldn't get back to sleep. I couldn't find a clean shirt that I wanted to wear today. I forgot where I put my shoes. I had to stop at the gas station and I haven't had any caffeine yet. What's your excuse?
2007-09-28 11:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Erin 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am anonymous therefore I need no excuse!! That's why I'M Here!!
2007-09-28 11:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I let the last 30 years pass by to quickly and ate too much.
2007-09-28 11:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not motivated to be productive today...and I'm broke until next payday.
2007-09-28 11:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Not quite perfect 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was already like that before I got here
2007-09-28 11:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still trying to catch one!
2007-09-28 11:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by dalton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have any.
Excuses are sign of weakness and no cleverness
2007-09-28 11:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by deliciasyvariedades 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, my husband and i got tangled in eachothers pajamas again, took us a while to find our way out...
2007-09-28 11:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by smurfette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... he said it would be alright if I did it just that once. No one would know?
2007-09-28 11:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋