2007-09-28 03:22:17 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
That she 's fat.
That she's nice. It's dull and doesn't mean anything!
That she's old.
Say that her children are not well brought up.
That she could look better.
Well, in fact, whenever you have to make a criticism, make sure it is sandwiched between two compliments!
2007-09-28 03:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kc 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Top Six original things not to say to a woman.
6. See that woman over there, she's hotter than you are.
5. Honey, the naked picture of Pamela Anderson on our headboard makes me focus when we're making love so no, I won't take it down.
4. Seriously, do we need to see the string hanging from your vagina?
3. Hairy armpits are all the rage in Europe and in the lesbian community - you have nothing to worry about.
2. You know the money we saved for our wedding? Well I just bought us a hooker for the night - THREEWAY!!
And the Number one thing NOT to say to a woman - beit a stranger or your gf/wife/mother.
1. Egad! Did the toilet just back up because I'm looking at a piece of s.h.i.t. in front of me.
2007-09-28 10:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You look a little fat
2. Where did you buy the meat this time?
3. You are getting old
4. Do you need mony to go shopping?
5. Is that your underwear?
2007-09-28 10:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by ruebezahl2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look fine, I like an older woman with a little extra meat on her bones.
2007-09-28 10:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't yell out another woman's name in bed. That'll really put a damper on things.
2007-09-28 10:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by BradNahler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much do you weigh?
How old are you?
Are you pregnant or just fat?
How often do you trim that mustache?
Have you ever thought about getting a boob job?
What are those dimples on the backs of your legs from?
What is that color of hair dye that you use?
(in grocery store) "Can I help you out with that, MA'AM?"
2007-09-28 10:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by filthy_crumb 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never call a woman a *****.
2007-09-28 10:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by sweetness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. your fat
2. I'm sleeping with someone else
3. I don't love you
4. your cooking sucks
That's just a few of a long list of no-nos
EDIT: I don't care if I'm being called a B----, and with my hubby telling me my a-- looks big in pants is a complement.
2007-09-28 10:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Spring 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
never say " you gained weight " we know when we gain weight, we dont need reminders. Never say " I promise " if your not sure 100%. broken promises can hurt.
2007-09-28 10:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by jenny_1679 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
Is that your lower lip or are you wearing a turtleneck?
What stinks?
How do you feel about oral sex on the first date?
2007-09-28 10:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋