A guy, clearly a Derby fan, walks into a bar, dressed in a Derby County jersey, walking a dog.
"Hey, no pets here," said the bartender
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! I'm a big fan, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where I can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any
trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar
and watch the game.
After just two minutes in the game, an opposing player gets sent off.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
"Oh my, that was an amazing thing for a dog to do!" says the bartender. "What does it do when your team scores a goal?"
"Oh," replied the guy."I don't know....I only had him for 5 years."
2007-09-28 00:26:45 · 6 answers · asked by G00NER 3 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Oldie but goldie. 7/10.
Define confusion ?
Answer :Fathers Day in Loverpool.
or.........What would you do if you saw a Loverpol fan walking towards you with a shotgun wound ?
Ans: Reload
or .....How many Loverpool fans does it need to change a lightbulb ?
Ans: As many as you like, they never see the light.
2007-09-28 00:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by DAVE 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but Goldie 8/10
2007-09-28 06:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey good one mate. Took me some time to get it, but it sure is funny when it set in. Cheers.
2007-09-28 04:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More amazing than guys who get on to abuse talented players just to show case their fan wing
2007-09-28 00:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Progress Trader 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-09-28 01:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by bex98 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
lol it was a little bit funny but not too much.
2007-09-28 00:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Kely_Biatch♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋