The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit cr*de. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself
."
2007-09-27 20:59:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent. Thanks
2007-09-27 21:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love Little Johnny...keep 'em coming
2007-09-28 11:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderfull.
The world needs more little Johnny jokes!
2007-09-28 04:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herad it before but I still love Little Johnny :-)
*throws you a star*
2007-09-28 04:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart lil johnny
2007-09-28 06:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-09-28 05:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by matt g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
bit dramatic
2007-09-28 06:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another good one
2007-09-28 04:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh oh someone's in trouble :O
LOL *can't wait for more*
2007-09-28 04:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats better
2007-10-01 02:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by R.F.C. FOREVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-28 04:07:04 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋