Once, a g*y man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the g*y man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the g*y man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the g*y guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The g*y guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the g*y guy straight to hell.
2007-09-27 20:53:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his a*s of.
"Why is it so g*d damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.
2007-09-27 20:54:04 · update #1
That is so funny. lol
2007-09-27 20:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude the joke cracks me up its sooo funny, by d way i luv pete wentz not saint pete.
2007-09-28 03:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Maribel L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
Phew that was a great joke lol!
Good job!
2007-09-28 03:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember that joke - it's still great
2007-09-28 08:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-28 07:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. lol
2007-09-28 03:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
fantastic
2007-09-28 15:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Another 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-09-28 03:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh god! I don't know whether to laugh or cry :-)
2007-09-28 04:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comical
2007-09-28 10:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by ttt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋