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If he were alive today would you bear his children?

I think he's so hot.

It's true, don't laugh.

2007-09-27 17:27:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

monte54que wrote:

"Finally! A spiritually enlightened question."

I know, right?

2007-09-27 17:35:26 · update #1

12 answers

I don't know who you've been talking to but I got some bad news for you ...

2007-09-27 17:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by cheir 7 · 3 0

It's quite common for young women to feel sexual feelings toward Jesus Christ. On many occasions, girls are discouraged from having legitimate sexual feelings toward boys, but are encouraged to worship this thin bearded man at church.

It doesn't take a neuroscientist to suppose why a young, hormonal woman, whose normal sex drives are being suppressed to some degree, might sexualize a relationship that was originally tended to be only spiritual.

2007-09-27 17:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Buying is Voting 7 · 2 0

Finally! A spiritually enlightened question.

2007-09-27 17:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by monte54que 7 · 4 0

Funny I never thought of him in that way, but some lady saints sure did. I think one of the Saint Teresa's was one. She was a nun, and in writings she carried on and on about being "pierced" and in a state of ecstasy due to Jesus and his love. I wonder if the Church Fathers ever caught on to what this was really all about?

2007-09-27 17:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm not sure exactly what JC really looked liked, but I do have a Jesus fetish. Maybe its just the dirty hippy look. Either way I'm glad I'm not the only one.

2007-09-27 17:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

weird question but i dont see why findin the jesus hot is a bad thing i mean he was human wasnt he?

2007-09-27 17:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Nope, in most depictions he is a ranga, just doesn't do it for me. You appear to have problems.

2007-09-27 17:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Stiffler 6 · 1 0

I gave my body to Jesus.

He never called.

2007-09-27 17:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Camilla B 4 · 4 0

I guess it is true, some are sicker then others.

2007-09-27 17:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by trinity 5 · 2 0

I don't think 2,000 year old dead guys would be very attractive.

2007-09-27 17:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Judge Rudy 5 · 3 1

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