What would the physiological effects be from injecting someone with liquidized cheese with a syringe of some sort? And would the effects differ depending on what kind of cheese is used? Thanks.
2007-09-27 16:41:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
For anyone who is wondering the reason I ask is because I'm considering performing a cheese procedure with my friend Austin, but just want all the facts first. Thanks.
2007-09-27 16:42:58 · update #1
If you're talking about giving somebody a cheese enema, I think you just invented a new fetish! You should probably apply for a patent!
If you're referring to injecting cheese into the blood stream, I think it would be very inadvisable! Cheese doesn't belong in the blood! At the absolute minimum, it would plug up the blood vessels involved.Some cheeses contain still active microbes; I suspect it would lead to serious medical problems! An emergency cheesectomy would have to be performed!
2007-09-27 17:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Flying Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first thing you need to do is to put the crack pipe down. Step away from the crack pipe. Next, get rid of all crack pipes, syringes, and actually any sharp objects, as people in your condition probably shouldn't be trusted around them. Finally, check yourself into an institution and tell them you want to inject yourself with cheese, they'll know what to do. Oh yeah, and submit this for a Darwin award, you might have a chance at winning.
2007-09-28 00:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...don't do this. Cheese is primarily bacteria...injecting a bacteria based substance into another individual could create an infection...also, it could be toxic. Cheese really only belongs in your mouth...not injected. Plus, you shouldn't be injecting people unless you're actually experienced...improper injection techniques can cause infections, just look at long term heroin users...those festering bumps on their arms are from injections. You can totally miss the vein and end up with a lump of cheese trapped under their skin...infection!
I'm talking about serious infections, gangrenous stuff...people can die from infections..just don't do this.
2007-09-27 23:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by miss_j 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm....perhaps you should rethink that. You should never introduce any substance into the body that way. Sure, people who drink coffee by the gallon joke about mainlining it, however, that is where it ends, with joking.
2007-09-27 23:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by MHnurseC 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you smoking or drinking, ingesting or injecting.????
You have entirely too much time on your hands, or you need to go to sleep immediately.
Heaven help us all.
2007-09-28 00:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he is lucky, he will get a big, nasty abscess.
If he isn't, he will die of an embolism.
QUIT messing around with nonsense and go to bed.
2007-09-27 23:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Nurse Susan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋