What is in your wallet?

Question

(or purse?)

Please don't look, just answer by guessing what is in it.

Dear "red queen" - Wow! ... I am impressed.

Dear "yack" - good show. Now we are on a roll.

Answer 1

Just give me an F on this pop quiz. Oh, I know what is in there and my shoulder has an indentation from carrying such a load. Easier to tell you what I stopped carrying which would be an ATM card that I drove off and left in the machine so many times the bank VP that I have known since she was a teller called me laughing, and the pictures on the cell phone eliminated the need for other pictures. I do have two checkbooks, and since I have used the same filling station for so many years, I can use them as an ATM. They don't care how much over the amount of purchase I write the check. Insurance card, drivers license, military ID, Block Buster and two other video stores cards that I never use, a Video Game store card that have credit on from an exchange for my granddaughter, a card certifying that I have taken the class to be in the OR during a C-section, three credit cards in prime shape, three sets of keys, with one chain containing keys I have forgotten what they might possibly unlock, fabric swatches, several paint strips, and a picture of a comforter I cut out of a catalog because it was the perfect combo of colors that will grace my living room if I ever find the right fabric, a porcelain sample of my fixtures from a bathroom remodeling. (still looking for the perfect shade for a few finishing touches) the largest billfold I have ever owned which is going the minute I am done with decorating, cellphone, (can't hardly hear if my purse is in another room.) Lipstick, fingernail polish, a file, lip balm, a hair brush, a baggy of crumbled up sugar cubes for my horse, receipts for the bags of stuff in my car trunk that I will be taking back, proof of guadianship for my girl, about $150.00 and an unknown amount of change, some phone numbers given to me by old classmates at my reunion that I will never use. That is without looking. I am sure there is more. I am not a slob, I simply need these things with me in case I run across something that will work with my decorating scheme and I don't want this stuff crapping up my house, so I carry a large purse. In the side zipper, so it won't get tattered by the carnage, I carry a letter from my son he wrote while in the hospital that is so sweet I often take it out to remind my how blessed I am. When the decorating is done, I will rid myself of a few pounds of samples and get some of the weight off my shoulder. My favorite key chain has a small pewter book that says, "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allan Poe
Edit: I peeked. It is worse than I thought. I simply must find a fabric I can live with and order my furniture. My alternative is to build a small log cabin on a little plot of land I bought and start over. I think I broke my record for long answers. Sorry, but I am just keeping it real. You could eat off of my floors, if that counts for anything.

Answer 2

*looks in wallet*

$47.00
Visa(maxxed out)
Mastercard(nearly maxxed out)
Discover(doing good)
Slips for Dr's appointments
Note to myself that I can't remember what it is in regards to
Some pictures
Lapsed Political Party Membership card
Some business cards of associates

That's about it.

Answer 3

Money
Bank cards
ID cards
Driving Lisence
pictures
that's all

Answer 4

In my wallet?

Over 100 US cash. My driver license. My concealed weapons permit.

Answer 5

Insurance cards for me and the kids.
ATM/Visa
Drivers License
COTA license
Casino Card
Sams Club card
Quizno's gift card.

Thats all I can remember

Answer 6

Softlips lip balm, nail clippers, a couple of pens, my wallet which has my ID, my money, my movie rental card and my debit card, gum, and a lighter. Usually there's cigarettes in there too if I'm going somewhere.

Answer 7

let's see - purse...

Umm, cell phone, two checkbooks (home account and business account), a hair stick thingie, business cards, packet fo kleenex, a card case that serves as a wallet, my Ipod, allergy pills, change, bandaids, several pens, some odd reciepts that I forgot about, my new debit card I keep forgetting to activate.

In the wallet - car insurance card, library card, sam's club card, license, two debit cards, and some odd reciepts...

Sorry, just a boring batch. No trolls or anything like that.

Answer 8

Not any $$ that's for sure.
Lint, old receipts, empty wallet, a bank card you can bounce off the wall and lip gloss.

Answer 9

No money. A debit card, insurance cards, library cards. Pics of my kids. Kleenex. Comb and brush. Lipstick. Nail file. Mints. My son's Dramamine. Two key chains. One of the key chains is a Pikachu. The other is a gift from a forum friend, and it's a heart with the words "Everyday is a gift from God." Ibuprofen. White Diamonds cologne. My pearl earrings that I took off and forgot to put away. Lint. Loose change. A pack of gum. Cigarettes and a lighter. That's all without looking.

Answer 10

A dozen of those frequent shopper cards, sunglasses, lipgloss, keys, Tums, Advil, coupons, wallet, pen. No money :(

Answer 11

A few credit cards, about 15 of the store cards that you just "have to have" to get the sale prices, health insurance card, auto insurance card, driver's license, stamps, cash, coins, receipts, usps confirmation receipt. I have a thick wallet! Too thick!