Are bacteria God's true chosen ones?
2007-09-27 14:04:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This would be a reasonable conclusion.
2007-09-27 14:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by inrealtime 2 · 9⤊ 3⤋
so, maybe god is bacteria and not really omnipotent afterall. in fact, maybe bacteria were eating away at the brains of those that came up with the idea of god in the first place... sounds like a good futurama story.
2007-09-27 21:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are naught but walking ecosystems for bacterial hordes. The average person is home to about 100 trillion bacteria of some 1,000 different species.
2007-09-27 21:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Dendronbat Crocoduck 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Why yes Holmes you're a genius!
Indubitably my dear Watson
All hail the bacteria!
2007-09-27 23:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humans share a lot of similarities with bacteria and viruses.
2007-09-27 21:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We will be eaten by the earth worms or maggot's. It will only be our shell or body. Our Soul will survive until Judgement Day and then we will be with God. (if we make it ) No God is not harvesting bacteria, but he will harvest the Souls who will be with Him in Heaven .
2007-09-27 21:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, what about the forms of life that eat bacteria? Or the ones that eat them?
2007-09-27 21:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by XYZ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I know that's not true... and you do, too. The bacteria are on their own just like the rest of us. (..and so do a bunch of other folks if they only had the integrity to be honest and admit it.)
THERE AIN"T NO EFFIN' GOD.
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LOL....DaveyDave... Please define anything else that you think might exist "outside of time and space." You are caught up in a fantasy, my boy.... Use your head. Nothing exists "outside" when there is no outside to exist in. Time and space are inclusive of everything that "is"... only that which "isn't" qualifies to be akin to other "non-existing things."
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2007-09-28 00:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just the good bacteria
2007-09-27 23:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Sun of God says plants are.
2007-09-27 21:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
But we use bacteria to make yogurt. And yogurt is tasty. But you have a really good point
2007-09-27 21:09:12 · answer #11 · answered by Suirenai 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋