Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."
2007-09-27 12:56:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one ^_^
thanks for sharing!!!
2007-09-27 13:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of these responses are ridiculous. As an American, I am beginning to realize how racist Britain actually is. Embrace diversity instead of thinking "Oh no!! they are taking over". I literary have friends from almost every culture imaginable, and it has in fact made me a better person. Even the deep south of the US, which has a bad reputation for racism, is not near as bad as what I see on some of these message boards. I grew up in a neighborhood where I was the only white kid, and I was at times discriminated against, but I don't make generalizations of all minorities because of it.
2016-04-06 04:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex is Polish ergo-my children are half Polish and I think that's a wonderful joke.
2007-09-27 13:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-27 13:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well WalMart sells groceries,why can't Home depot.Huh!?
2007-09-27 15:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I like it
here have a star
2007-10-03 11:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm polish but i still think that joke is hilarious.
2007-09-27 13:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice
2007-09-27 13:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! GREAT!
I've never heard that one before!
I'm still laughin :D
2007-09-27 13:03:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-30 02:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋