1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine .
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
2007-09-27 12:53:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I may not understand women any better than the next guy, but I like them and I am a good listener.
2007-10-02 16:20:07 · update #1
i'm happy to know that at least there is one guy who understand girls so well
2007-09-29 01:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're so right I say a lot of this stuff & I usually mean it the way you described especially # 9 because that's what I say when I have to clean up cat sh*t or take out the litter box & can't get my boyfriend to help
2007-09-28 07:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Really funny, especially number 4 & 5.
2007-09-27 14:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is going to love this! Especially when he reads #8 I use that one a lot!!!!
2007-10-02 12:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA ROFLMAO That is SOOO true, what a way to put in into perspective.
I had to give you a star.
2007-09-27 13:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're one clever guy! how many women have done that to you? you actually got us on that one! maybe i have to put somethingfor the boys too! =)
2007-09-27 13:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by the lioness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever.
Hee hee - that was me joking back with ya'.
2007-09-27 14:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally someone who understands me!!! Thank you!! lol
2007-09-27 12:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your concepts are really interesting and i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
2007-10-03 11:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it's about time someone put it in our lanuage!
LOL!
nfd♥
2007-09-30 02:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋