Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word your're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
2007-09-27 12:51:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please let me have some of what you are on, even the oxygen. you ae off the charts today, i cant take it anymore, you are making my sides hurt so bad. oh lord please. roflmaoa million x to the 10th power. wooooooooo.
2007-09-27 16:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wuahahahahahahaha
2007-09-27 22:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by witch2order 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny! I actually got it on the first go through. Pervy and funny!
2007-09-27 19:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by hubbaboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Perverted old ladies!! Hilarious!!
2007-09-27 19:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-27 19:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U got me good LOL.
2007-09-27 23:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by coppercash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loved it that's fricken funny
2007-09-27 20:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by missy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing better than a joke to start my day. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-28 09:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh dear!
2007-09-27 20:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-09-27 21:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋