1.) Thou shalt worship Chuck as Supreme Deity of Time, Space, and Consciousness.
2.) Thou shalt have no other Gods before Chuck.
3.) Thou shalt honor His virtues as thine own.
4.) Thou shalt honor His Hierarchy of Men.
5.) Thou shalt not harm those in the name of Chuck.
6.) Thou shalt neither strike nor wish ill upon women or children.
7.) Thou shalt not abuse the feeble Foreigner, and protect him when it is needed (unless he be of evil mind).
8.) Thou shalt refrain from using, purveying or obtaining illicit narcotics or excessively brutish weapons.
9.) Thou shalt honor Chuck’s Birthday as the Holy Sabbath of Chuck-mass.
10.) Thou shalt hold Chuckfests as frequently as possible.
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are we all agreed ? ( number 8 is going to be tough for some )
2007-09-27 12:35:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mmwaaahhhaaa Julia
2007-09-27 12:41:34 · update #1
If i dont believe in Chuck Norris, Would that make me an atheist?
2007-09-27 12:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
You can do all these things and still get roundhouse kicked in the face.
You know what protects against a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face? Nothing.
2007-09-27 12:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by capekicks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget - Thou shall not take the name of Chuck Norris in vain.
2007-09-27 12:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as cool as the 'tea commandments', but Chuck would be proud, and probably say something good, like, "remember kids you too can be amazing if you really try. Just like Me. I used to be mediocre, and look at me now, a Deity."
2007-09-27 12:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, Chuck Norris.
2007-09-27 12:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All women shall bask in his glory for since men can only give tea bags and chuck can giveth a potato sack!
2007-09-27 12:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by geographer_D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well this is spreading fast. East coast USA to Scotland, via you tube, and someone always asking questions in a yahoo forum (hello). How amazing.
I love to see this spread get to Japan, and swing around the world.
2007-09-27 15:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee and I thought God's name was Joe Hova
2007-09-28 05:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do but I would rather go with number six because if one wishes one evil, one will have it in return.That is the law!
2007-10-01 07:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by ebenjosiah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi-yah!!
Hajime.
2007-09-27 12:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋