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Please do if you haven't! I'm so happy because of it! Much happier than you! God Bless!! The Jesus love fills my cavities! I feel so warm inside! Oh God Bless!! Jesus loves you so do not reject His love! I know how and what Jesus thinks all the time! God gave me the gift to understand dead people's thoughts! I have a personal relationship with Jesus, we dish about things when I pray! God Bless!!

2007-09-27 11:26:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You are delusional. You know what Jesus thinks all the time? Ok then, who does Jesus think will win the superbowl? You understand dead people's thoughts? Ok, where does Jimmy Hoffa think his body is?

Here is a good short video you should watch:
http://www.godisimaginary.com/video7.htm

2007-09-27 11:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5 · 0 1

Not Epicurus, you are funny. You hold bifurcating beliefs.

Well, I accepted God first. You make a good point... It is difficult for the atheist to accept Jesus. God is easier to accept than Jesus and I know this because I felt the resistance. Jesus the one who reconnected us, so yes, I believe.

2007-09-27 18:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pansy 4 · 1 0

I do get very annoyed when this question is asked 4 times a day, everyday.

Yes you've found a religion that's right for you. So have a *lot* of people.

2007-09-27 18:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by xx. 6 · 1 0

Amen! I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and I think that we should get as many people lead to the Lord as we can. There are many people just on Yahoo!Answers that yell at me and report me for saying my opinion about Jesus, but I dont care, I love Jesus!

2007-09-27 18:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Lynn 3 · 0 2

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Personal Trainer?

2007-09-27 18:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 0 0

No, I haven't. I tried for years, but I couldn't persuade myself that any of that stuff was real.

May I ask why you manage to think you're happier than I?

2007-09-27 18:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was just a touch too loony to be real. Am I right? Oh the fish will still bite.

2007-09-27 18:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My lord eats jelly babies and travels in a blue police box. You, on the other hand, need to lay OFF the jelly babies.

2007-09-27 18:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0 0

No, and I found the reality of the natural world to be far more satisfying than religious mythology - When you accept that religious ideas are all fiction, then everything starts to make sense, and that's a good feeling.

2007-09-27 18:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

No I haven't. I won't, because I don't believe in christianity being the right path for me.

2007-09-27 19:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by Janet L 6 · 0 0

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