So far I have the 3 Cheeses with Jesus on a Sourdough Roll & the Demetrius Deli Triple Stacker.
2007-09-27 11:19:34 · 16 answers · asked by EverydayExpert 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
3 cheeses and Jesus
Demetrius Deli Triple Stacker
Cheeses of Nazareth (Three cheese with salami)
Peter's Thrice Denial (Chicken)
Pascal's Wager (Pay now for a sandwich in the afterlife)
The Longinus (Hoagie with a (pickle) spear in the side)
The Pontius Pilate (So juicy you'll have to wash your hands afterwards)
Joseph's Coat of Colors- A layered sandwich with varying colors...ie red bell pepper, lettuce, cheese, purple onions, light and dark meat.
John the Baptist on a Bisqette.
Jesus on a cross.
Moses munchkin, hold the Mayo!
Mother Mary marinade!
Johnna fish sandwich.
Deuteronomy Salami.
We are almost there folks! Keep em comin!
2007-09-27 11:35:27 · update #1
Cheeses of Nazareth (Three cheese with salami)
Peter's Thrice Denial (Chicken)
Pascal's Wager (Pay now for a sandwich in the afterlife)
The Longinus (Hoagie with a (pickle) spear in the side)
The Pontius Pilate (So juicy you'll have to wash your hands afterwards)
All sandwiches served with manna and coleslaw.
2007-09-27 11:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How about the Feed my Sheep gyro?
Or a Burnt Offerings blackened chicken?
Or the Lot's Wife Onion Roll?
Or the Good and Evil Apple Strudel?
Or the Bread of Life Hoagie?
Or The Wine Into Water non-carbonated flavored water?
Or a Holy Roller Roll? [baloney on a bun]
2007-09-27 18:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by BAL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where is this place? I;d like to visit :) Please contact me via email....I love places with clever food names
Still, I would think a Christian Deli is an oxymoron. Kind of like saying you have an Italian Chinese restaurant :)
I'd look towards the copious use of mayo as a source of good names :)
And if you cut the crust off all the bread, even better!
There better not be anything other then whitebread offered! And no kosher pickles or dogs!
Since desserts are often "sinfully rich", you might have "Jesus died for YOUR sins, but we still have this sinful devil cake".
You could make little crosses on the icecream popsicles with old sticks :)
How about the "If this Jew didn't kill Jesus, he would not have ended up on this meatball sandwich"?
Don;'t forget to feature "baPsalmic vinegar" in some recipes.
And of course salt shalers in the sape of you-know-who's wife :)
All the seats are pews, right? With kneelbars?
And peopel who want to take the leftovers should be told to ask for the food to be "Raptured to go please"
OK I could go on and on... seriously I wnat to visit this place!
2007-09-27 18:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by Barry C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John the Baptist on a Bisqette.
Jesus on a cross.
Moses munchkin, hold the Mayo!
Mother Mary marinade!
Johnna fish sandwich.
Deuteronomy Salami.
LOL.
2007-09-27 18:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joseph's Coat of Colors- A layered sandwich with varying colors...ie red bell pepper, lettuce, cheese, purple onions, light and dark meat.
2007-09-27 18:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ED,
I would create a "Noah Roll". Put a variety of meats and cheeses along with your favorite veggies and dressing on a bread roll. Have a wonderful evening.
Thanks,
Eds
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2007-09-27 18:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Eds 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mana and Banana
Daily Bread
Jonha Balogna
Great Flood or Noah's Arc (Big sandwich with everything or two of everything)
Leper Spread (Yeah...I know, gross)
Moses Knows Us (A build your own)
Pilar of Fire (Something spicy)
Sampson (has garlic and onions, but if someone wants it without, they order it with a hair cut or a trim if just one)
2007-09-27 18:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by narrfool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Hickory!...the zesty, barbecued steak/chicken sandwich that'll make you shout halleluyah.
Or how about...The world's biggest bologna sandwich, stuffed with a whole lot of baloney, though not quite filling.
2007-09-27 19:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Paul burger
2007-09-27 18:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Sam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The MOSES MANWICH! It's not a SANDWICH it's a MOSESWICH! This sucker is server with a giant green pickle!
HAHAHAHA I have been to your Deli! This place is for real people! I can't believe this :)
2007-09-27 20:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by Rockin Out 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋