Two Scots, Archie & Jock, sittting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all going magic" says Jock. "I've got everything organised already; the church, the minister, the cars, the reception, even ma stag night."
Archie nods approvingly.
"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock.
"A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's great., you'll look so smart in that. What's the tartan?"
"Och" says Jock. "I reckon she'll just turn up in something white."
2007-09-27 11:02:47 · 13 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another great one from the funniest girl here! Thanks for sharing this one! Enjoy the star!
Wanna know something?... I know you're telling this, but I pictured Billy Connolly as Jock!
2007-09-27 16:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1/8 Scot in me was roaring with laughter.
The rest of me thought it just deserved a star.
2007-09-27 11:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by THE Cupid HATER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a Scots guy, have a star it did make me laugh
2007-09-27 11:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one -have a star. As a Scottish person I couldn't possibly take offence.
2007-09-27 11:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ian M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-27 12:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-09-27 20:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sides so funny lol
2007-09-27 13:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by glasgow.guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollll
that's funny
i got one for you
so i have 15 cents
it's made up 2 cents
ones not a nickel
????????
2007-09-27 11:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by dumdum(: 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice one have a star...lol
2007-09-27 12:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by strongbow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your`e lucky i`m in a good mood tonight,,,,,
2007-09-27 11:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by finger lickin` good 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋