Gee ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night.
2007-09-27 09:18:14 · 9 answers · asked by out for justice. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Revenge of The Nerds quote...nice!
2007-09-27 09:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may not be the dirtiest thing, but Arthur Godfrey repeatedly fired off a sexual innuendo on this 1950s TV show until everyone ‘caught on,.’ which they were slow to do. Specifically, the two sponsors of his show were Lipton Tea and TWA Airlines. He often delivered the pitch himself. He would wrap up his TWA spiel with, “and don’t forget to ask the stewardess for some of her delicious TWA tea.” Of course, the word tea, when spoken, may also be a letter ‘T.’ TRANSLATION: “and don’t forget to ask the stewardess for some of her delicious ****.” Arthur Godfrey was reprimanded but never lost his show nor did he ever speak this sentence again.
Hollywood Squares was also a great show for quips of a sexual nature. Here are some of those:
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No.... wait until morning.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any
during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy.... it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One
is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out!
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
2007-09-27 16:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Volusian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that years ago, Johnny Carson interviewed Golf legend, Arnold Palmer. He asked, "for good luck, does your wife kiss your balls before every game?"
Also, Groucho Marx interviewed a man and wife with 10 children. "Why do you have 10 children?" he asked.
"Because I love my wife very much", said the man.
Grouch replied, "I love my cigar too, but I take it OUT once in a while".
Jackie Gleason was speaking to a woman from Montana who had 7 kids. "Why do you have 7 kids?" he asked.
"I don't know, there's something in the air in Montana", came the reply.
Jackie said, "Apparently... your legs!"
2007-09-27 16:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm going with sketch Sou-pie Sales had. He had letters f and k written somewhere, and then he told person being talked to too say other letter after f was pointed at. After few times he asked: How come every times i point to f uck.
2007-09-27 17:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah says that she looks for an S curve in the toilet after she poops
2007-09-27 16:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice....heres a couple links to stuff said on the news. in the second one, they actually make a reference to the first one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8SzdOqZKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmmAVZIaP6s&mode=related&search=
lol and there was another one idk where- the news anchor is like showing this thing of animals in africa and theres a lion and it cuts back to her and shes like "nice pussy" and hten like 5 minuttes later (like 5 seconds actualy but w/e) shes suddenly realizes wat she just said and shes like <8O
lol and she covers her face w/ her hands and is crakn up 4evr
2007-09-27 16:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really want to know, or are you just trying to be a dumbass?
2007-09-27 16:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as old as my underpants and twice as cheesy!!!!!!
2007-09-27 16:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee thats a good one...
2007-09-27 16:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋