A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these same steps for 3 weeks. The next time you come here, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping!"
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2007-09-27 09:00:23 · 6 answers · asked by ☆STAR☆ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL i heared the first one before but i still like it...middle ones ok....but omg the last one....
i never heard it before and i couldnt stop laulghing haahhaa
2007-09-27 09:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo anotherrrrrrrr cracker from yah star lol bwahhhhhhhhhhhh i loved bothe of the jokesss lmaooooooooo
cheers and plizz post more jokesssssssss lol plizz ok if u wont post more i will be scared to death from my own nakednedd lmaooooooo
2007-09-27 16:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last on is pretty good the middle one sucks
2007-09-27 16:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by itsagirl!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that guys s crazy, the middle one is hella funny,.
2007-09-27 20:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by andreyklp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thoughs make me giggle lots.
Star for you!
2007-09-27 16:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by dancin_til_i_die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee! how do you star?
2007-09-27 19:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋