This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his best man to come along on the honeymoon and give a few pointers.
The best man exclaims, "Come on man, its your honeymoon, you're supposed to be spending time with your wife, not your best friend!"
To which the groom replies that he has already paid for a room next door to his for the best man. After much coercion, the best man give in and decides to go along. They work out a system where the best man will pound on the wall and shout advice if he hears anything going wrong.
So the honeymoon comes and goes, and the bride and groom go to the honeymoon suite of the hotel, and the best man goes to his room next door. After a few moments, the bride gets undressed, but the groom gets so nervous he runs into the bathroom and locks the door. After about five minutes of waiting, the bride says, "honey, are you coming out, I have to go to the bathroom!"
The groom replies, "I will be out in a few minutes, hon, I'll be ready soon."
After a few more minutes, the bride can't wait any longer, so she rummages under the bed where all the wedding gifts are stashed, grabs a box, unwraps it, pulls out the fondue pot, shits in it, wipes with the tissue paper, closes it and shoves it under the bed. Just then the groom, having summoned his manly nerve walks out of the bathroom. The bride, being feminine and all, goes into the bathroom to stall for a few minutes so the groom won't know what she did.
The groom, sitting on the bed =sniff* notices this awful smell!
*sniff* *sniff* Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *sniff* What can that be? He looks under the bed, finds the box, pulls it out and exclaims, "Honey, there's **** in your box!!!"
Boom! Boom! Boom! (There's pounding on the wall...)
The best man yells from the other room, "Turn her over, turn her over!"
2007-09-27 08:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
disgusting but fabulous- i'll never eat fondue again!
2007-09-27 08:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask your fiance to reconsider the wording you have listed. That is the standard format for your situation. Maybe he just doesn't realize that and if he sees it on enough etiquette websites, he'll change his mind. Just google "wedding invitation wording" and he'll see it's the most popular answer. Otherwise, I'd suggest simply: The honor of your presence / is requested at the marriage of / jane a. doe / and / john b. smith / and so on. In the wedding program, all of the parents names will be listed. Thanks can be expressed on the program (for all to see) to the bride's parents for their assistance in hosting. A special memorial section can be printed for the groom's late father, which would be a more meaningful tribute than can fit on an invitation anyway.
2016-04-06 04:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marrie the Bestman
2007-09-27 08:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooo cool and hilarious joke lo 10/10 for this joke and definately you are having star from me lol
cheers and have funn
2007-09-27 08:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well worth the wait for the punchline!
2007-09-27 08:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have got to have a star for that one. Brilliant
2007-09-27 10:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha LOL have a star
2007-09-27 08:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Wally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny i wish i could give u 100 stars for that joke
2007-09-27 08:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! That is the best one in a long time ha ha ha ha F****** Brilliant!
2007-09-28 04:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hysterical!! Thank you.
2007-09-27 22:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by LadyLeatherneck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋