Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
Doc - "What?"
Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"
Man - "Not really."
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated."
Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
2007-09-27 08:46:35 · 8 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits/Cheetos."
2007-09-27 08:46:50 · update #1
thats so funny i wish i could give u 100 stars for that joke
2007-09-27 08:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooooooooo hilarious joke mate
well thats why y willy turned orange coz you are watching too much porn movie consisitng of oranges lol
cheers mate and thnx for the laughter lol
2007-09-27 08:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah! Orange cheeto penis. This guy makes me look cool.
2007-09-27 08:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
ill give u a star
2007-09-27 08:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, hear it another way but good
2007-09-27 10:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe!! =D That was Great!
2007-09-27 09:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Funny :)
2007-09-27 11:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-27 09:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋