2007-09-27 08:44:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Don't conquer the world. It'll just be a big headache and everything will end up being your fault. But if you're interested in good strategies for war - and life,
Read THE ART OF WAR by Sun Tzu.
Excellent insight into human behavior and strategy.
2007-09-27 08:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Greywolf 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who needs a step by step manual? Get all the illegals to cross the borders and swear allegiance to their country of origin while lying through their teeth to you and collecting money from you. Send all your manufacturing off shore. Send your resources off shore. Dumb down all the education and make it so expensive that ordinary citizens can't even afford to send their kids to public high schools. Keep the smart people so busy raising funds for charitable organizations that fund Presidential campaigns and terrorists activities while giving the outward appearance of being a do-gooder. Ensure that the government gets control of everyone's personal data and sends it off shore to be stolen and used by the enemy to gain access to strategic points and areas and then have your friends elected to influential positions in government, hired as police officers, soldiers, etc. and take excellent care of them so they remain loyal. Then sit back and wait for the perfect opportunity to strike while stockpiling weapons and goods and money offshore.
The various mafias do it all the time. Gamblers control the world. Mafia controls the gamblers and the stock markets. The need for bullets and violence is generally mitigated by subservience and the need to provide goods and services to keep the masses at least somewhat happy. As long as people are kept too busy to keep tabs on what you're doing, you'll have all the power and time in the world and you can conquer the world by owning it.
DuBai --$14 million per capita income can buy and sell the world and is doing so.
2007-09-27 09:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mindbender 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure...just go look up Dr. Evil in the phone book, pull some hair brained scheme and get defeated by Austin Powers...hmm..I guess World Domination really isn't posssible after all.
2007-09-27 08:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by mustangsally76 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and I will write it for you. Total cost with S&H is $6,451.19. I will include my free previous step by step manual "How to be a Redneck , ask ridiculous questions and Still Cook Tender Possum" as a bonus.
2007-09-27 09:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Too Old For Idol 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's easy:
1. Win the Lottery.
2. Buy nuclear weapons and bomb the world. Make sure you are in outer space at the time.
3. You WIN!
2007-09-27 09:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By learning intellectuality!
1: learn geography
2: History of the world
3: Economy
2007-09-27 08:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Aryan Zagros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a great education, learn to form your own ideas, and then become president.
And if there was a manual, you might have to borrow it from Bush....seeing as though he is plagarizing a few pages from it
2007-09-27 08:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
by sicence
and make them in need for you
but not only by power
look what china made
every where in the globe even the oval desk
there is some thing named made in china
they conqurere the world
2007-09-27 09:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by egyank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are meant to conquer the world, it will come to you naturally
2007-09-27 08:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by j e s s i e ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First step is intelligence, you are sadly lacking that object as can be seen by posting a question that has nothing to do with MILITARY.
2007-09-28 08:27:46 · answer #10 · answered by conranger1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋