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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin???


You come in one and go in the other!!!

2007-09-27 08:20:25 · 14 answers · asked by cmcconnachie2000 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

And if you don't come in you could go in the other sooner than you think.

2007-09-27 08:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There is a huge difference. A puppy needs housebreaking. You can't do that if you are away 8 hours a day. A puppy needs to be socialized. You can't do that if you are not home. A puppy needs lots of time and attention throughout the day to stop it becoming distructive. If you are at work all day the only way to avoid the distruction is to leave it in a crate all day. By the time it becomes a dog it should already be housebroken and have more control of it's bodily functions so yet it can go from the time you go to work until the time you get home. A dog should be socialized by the time it's a dog and no longer a puppy. A dog often would rather sleep all day and be ready for play and attention when it's owner gets home. It should also be trained so it won't be distructive once you are gone so it won't need to be left in a crate for 8 hours a day.

2016-04-06 04:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny.

2007-09-27 11:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 0

Why are the sick one's always the best one's. Have a star

2007-09-27 10:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

Now thats funny right thar.

2007-09-27 13:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Dozer 2 · 0 0

They both hold stiffs! oh the difference! sorry oops

2007-09-27 08:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Nice!! Lol

2007-09-27 08:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0 0

OMG LMAO! Thanx for that!

:) xx

2007-09-27 08:38:57 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 1 0

intersecting

2007-09-27 14:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha funny

2007-09-27 08:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

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