2007-09-27 08:15:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Easy win for the Conservatives.
The Yahoo! Libs would still be figuring how to take off the trigger locks they mandated for their paintball guns. Then they sue the conservatives in court for unfair paintball practices & have Al Sharpton lead a protest march about it....
2007-09-27 08:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by lana_sands 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Liberals, because they would figure out a way to legislate against a conservative win, lest they hurt someone's feelings and take the unfair stance of winning.
Also, if liberals were in the game, everyone would have to use the exact same make, model and brand of paintball gun so as to make it "fair," again in an effort to keep anyone's feelings from getting hurt.
2007-09-27 08:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives would win hands down. The Liberals would be too busy working with the ACLU to try and take the guns away from the Conservatives.
2007-09-27 08:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The conservatives, I don't think the liberals could figure out how to load the paintball guns. Either that or prior to the paintball fight they introduce legislations banning paintball guns.
2007-09-27 08:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Keith 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The conservatives win hands down. The liberals would first have to debate the morality of such mock combat, then they would want to negotiate a win-win scenario, then they would just surrender without a fight because everything was taking to long and required too much effort.
2007-09-27 18:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives easily because Liberals hate Guns.
2007-09-27 08:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by Samm 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives of course, most Liberals hate guns.
2007-09-27 09:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by .. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Neither The Independents would win. The liberals and conversatives would fight it out, then the middle of the road independents would pull a sneak attack on the winner at take it all.
2007-09-27 23:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The libs would go, on and on wanting to make sure the balls were the right size, color and shape, before they started. While the right would announced with righteous indignation that they won before the game was started just because they had the biggest balls.
2007-09-27 08:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by jean 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liberals would run then blame Conservatives for their ruined tie dies.
2007-09-27 08:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by Stereotypemebecauseyouknow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋