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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The . See amazed woman asked
if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So... what will it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East
see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews
and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man
.You know - one that's considerate and fun, hard
working, with a good education and a successful profession, accepts and respects me for who I am, is sensitive and willing to talk and listen,likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, adores me and is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is absolutely faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that damn map again.
2007-09-27 07:23:52 · 7 answers · asked by miki 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-09-27 08:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a Diaper Genie II (not the Elite) and LOVE it. It's much better than the original that was hard to load, never worked right and had expensive refills. The only difference between the DG II and the DG Elite (that I can tell) is the peddle that opens the lid but the DG II is easily opened with one hand so I don't really see the point of the peddle. The Diaper Genie II is only about $20 to $25 and the refills are only about $5 (only need 1 to 2 a month). It's not 100% smell-free but it's better than a regular trash can and takes up much less space. It was completely worth the money in my opinion.
2016-05-20 00:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by jamey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny.
2007-09-27 07:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like...that's funny
2007-09-27 07:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this one yesterday somewhere, but it's still funny.
Good one!
2007-09-27 07:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D really funny ⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃
2007-09-27 07:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is true and very funny
thanks
2007-09-27 07:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by INDI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋