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The mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly and walked in her son's house. She saw her daughter-in law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute." The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she replied. He responded, "Needs ironing!"
2007-09-27 07:22:10 · 7 answers · asked by Changed4the Better :-i 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
clean cut humor.
This is a good one. I'd wonder what the father's look on his face was like, lol
As that would be worth a laugh as well.
2007-09-27 07:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by poetbjc64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that became an incredible shaggy dog tale! thank you for sharing! I go away you with this: Texas Trooper 2 men are rushing by way of Texas while a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks as much as the drivers area of the automobile, gets out his billy club and smacks the motive force around the face. taken aback, the motive force asks, ''Why did you are trying this??'' The trooper responds, ''you're in Texas now son, you have that license out and arranged around right here!'' ''I say sorry sir, i'm no longer from around right here.'' The trooper then walks to the passenger area of the automobile, and faucets on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger around the face. ''What became that for?'' asked the passenger. ''i understand your type,'' says the trooper, ''approximately 2 miles down the line you have got appeared at your pal and suggested 'I choose that son of a ***** might have tried that crap with me!''' Cheers! =D
2016-10-05 11:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy har har.
2007-09-27 07:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming a mile away, not star worthy, Sorry..
2007-09-27 07:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by n_maritz 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
pretty funny *
2007-09-27 07:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny...heard it before though!
2007-09-27 07:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by the_candy_raver 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha!! star for you!
2007-09-27 07:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋