When your in a meeting and really have to fart how do you hide it.Do you cough or sneeze or let it out.Tell me now
2007-09-27 07:17:10 · 12 answers · asked by alex o 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Fart out loud like a truck driver then yell out in the meeting "I second that motion".All in favor say I.
2007-09-27 07:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I claim there is a wild duck loose in the immediate area, and to be on the look out. Wait I think you can hear him "FART" yep thats him.
2007-09-27 14:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by Comedian James Uloth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on sombody else...fart and quickly walk away from the scene of the crime..."Hey! Better out than In!" and laugh! say to another...oh! my God! what crawled up in you and died!!!!and move away from them shooing at your face....or,.."Holy Crap! (their name).."Put a cork in it!!!!" (walk away waiving your hands) or..gees! I bet it didn't smell that way when you ate it!!! this is just a few...or, you could just get some bean-o..and spoil all the fun....lol...
2007-09-27 14:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. "Diamond" 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it ease out real slowly, and hope for no sound, but you should cough or talk firmly until it is out!!!!
Now the question is....how do you cover up the smell???????????????????LOL
2007-09-27 14:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the closest woman to you.
2007-09-27 14:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you squeak one out silently, then look at some one random, with a disgusted look!!!!
2007-09-27 14:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't, you excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.
2007-09-27 14:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by LOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LET IT GO
2007-09-27 14:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um....
2007-09-27 16:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by betternher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck ! .....get up and walk to the BATHROOM !! you nasty !
2007-09-27 14:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋