Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently discovered yet another piece of evidence that proves the literal truth of the Bible. This time, she discovered the proof in mathematics, specifically in the simple field of arithmetic.
Everybody knows that 666 is the number of the beast, and that 7 is God's number. However, the proof of intelligent design comes when we multiply 666 by 7.
666 * 7 = 4662. Now, at first glance, 4662 is just a number. However, it has special properties which prove creationism. For example, if we divide 4662 by God's number (7) we get the number of the beast (666). But if we divide 4662 by the number of the beast, we get God's number.
Do you really believe that it's a coincidence that the product of God's number and the number of the beast is divisible by both God's number and the number of the beast? This couldn't be coincidence, therefore arithmetic must have had a divine designer.
Therefore, the Bible is literally true.
2007-09-27 07:05:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha!!!! That's freaking hilarious.
Actually, you can even figure out WHO GOD IS by using arithmetic. Here I'll try to prove that Prince (or "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince) is actually God:
Prince x 666 = (Prince666)
Now watch as we try to find a correlation:
(Prince666) / 666 = Prince!
And even further:
(Prince666) / Prince = 666!
Amazing! We have incontrovertibly proven that Prince is IN FACT God! Wow! I'm gonna go out and get a Raspberry Beret right now!
Oh yeah, you forgot to mention that if you add the 4 to the 2 in 4662, you get 666.
You've made such a believer out of me.
2007-09-28 20:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course 4+6+6+2=18, and 1+8=9, and 9 is the number of Ted Williams. Therefor, the Red Sox are going to win the World Series this year.
2007-09-27 07:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Seth T 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, numerical digits of the beastly deity were calculated many years ago by the great Creative Numerologists named Yousef Houle, and his somewhat less intelligent cousin, Eyema Nuhtoo.
Independently to Em's work, Yousef and Eyema calculated the number Poo to 666 significant figures. Poo, as you know, is the biblical relationship between the circumference of a circle and it's diameter.
Originally determined to be 3, Yousef and Eyema painstakingly refined the calculation and showed that the value of Poo is the number 3 followed by a decimal point and 665 conscutive zeros.
Here's where it gets weirder.
Oddly, the number of significant figures divided by Poo corresponded to the room number at Walt Whitman High School in Los Angeles where History was taught for 112 episodes between September 1969 and January 1974. In two "Room 222" episodes in 1973, the soon-to-be-great star Mark Hamill was cast as the character Matt. This can be considered as proof of existence of god....the coincidence is just too great to be left simply to random evolutionary chance.
Signed, Yousef Houle and Eyema Nuhtoo.
2007-09-27 08:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha! that is proof, but it may be complicated for some so you probably need to simplify it a little
2007-09-27 07:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*jaw smashes through floorboards*
Well I'll be a sauerkraut and polecat sandwich! Praise Jaysus! Let's go 'n keyull us some fay-gits an' ee-vow-loo-shun-ists!
2007-09-27 07:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't prove anything except that somebody has taken some math courses.
2007-09-27 07:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Primary Format Of Display 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually none of us come from monkeys (have I posted this one million times yet?)
2016-04-06 04:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually this is proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, all hail the FSM!!!
2007-09-27 07:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by applemanteddy 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
The term you use "indisputable proof of intelligent design" is irreconciable . There`s no such thing ,...yet.
2007-09-27 07:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Smells of numerology = pseudo-science
2007-09-27 07:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Krelboyne_Girl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋