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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

2007-09-27 06:24:02 · 23 answers · asked by stef_w 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

This is sad.

2007-09-27 06:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I went to a celebration at present, and this previous woman grow to be so exciting to talk to. She grow to be hilarious. She grow to be like Betty White's sister. She grow to be organic humor and compassion. I laughed at each and every thing she suggested. the female drove me to tears! LOL

2016-10-20 03:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's so sad.




(although if i was a really horrible person, i might laugh)

2007-09-27 06:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is too sad to be funny §§§

2007-09-27 06:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

cruel but funny a little.

2007-09-27 06:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by redwingnut16 3 · 0 0

Oh dear

2007-09-27 06:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

omg!
that is so sad but so funny at the same time!
omg again! i'm still laughing but i feel guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats a great talent u got there!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-27 08:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Man that is just mean. Star.

2007-09-27 06:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Not really funny...its just mean

2007-09-27 06:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Chapkins 3 · 1 0

That's horrid. Not at all funny.

2007-09-27 06:29:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

although it is funny, and i mean FUNNY, it is sick and in bad taste

2007-09-27 06:30:13 · answer #11 · answered by ryanw611 2 · 0 0

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