One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls
and wooden boys do.
As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something
was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the
matter, baby?"
Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're
probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love
you give me splinters."
This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he
went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When
Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering
Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed
his dilemma to Gepetto.
Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he
suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's
relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked
Gepetto and went on his way.
Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore
assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades
sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When
he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had
in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So, Pinocchio, things must be going
pretty damn good with the girls, eh?" and Pinocchio replied:
"Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
2007-09-27 06:09:49 · 29 answers · asked by caggersnlea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh now that was a good damn joke there, i think that has to be the best one i have seen on here yet. i laughed so hard i almost fell from my chair at work. lol thanks for sharing, wish i could give you 2 stars for this one.
2007-09-27 06:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-09-27 06:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by krystal_engel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them lol!! Q. what's the main important fish interior the international? A. A hore, in case you capture one you are able to consume her for months. Q. what's eco-friendly, slimy and scents like omit Piggy? A. Kermit's Finger
2016-10-05 11:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny all my friend agree 2 lol lol lol
2007-09-27 06:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by M V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the jewellers rouge next.
2007-09-28 10:15:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg thats sooooo funny star 4 u !!
2007-09-27 06:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I did not see that coming! Star for you!
2007-09-27 06:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! thats pretty damn funny!
2007-09-27 06:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a naughty boy for telling that joke.
now, take your punishment like a man.
2007-09-27 06:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I found it funny :-)
2007-09-27 07:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋