One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Mike was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret named "DaVinci's Decadent Dance Den" and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Mike aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee, helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
2007-09-27 06:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!! yeah how embarrassing compared to the gay bar dancer!! LOL
great joke, have a star!
2007-09-27 06:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by P!NK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he works 4 the democratic
2007-09-27 13:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by MZ.APPLEBOTTOM_13 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, well worth a *
2007-09-27 15:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you blame him?
lol
2007-09-27 21:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute!!
2007-09-27 17:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋