2007-09-27 05:51:38 · 20 answers · asked by Bea 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, 'Why in the world do you need Cyanide?'
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-09-27 08:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, all you people answering here are amazing human beings with real hearts. I've seen a lot of people/answers over the last few days in this site which really made me wonder if real human beings were lost to the "dark side" or something! Yet here you are, shining through for Britannia who needed cheering up. I've been feeling pretty low and frightened for the future recently, and seeing how you've been so kind and lovely has given me hope too. Hope your feeling better soon Brittania, just think like I do, one step at a time, every day that passes, you are one day closer to everything working out and settling again. Wow, if you take all this good advice in the list of answers you'll be too busy enjoying yourself to feel low! Peace and love to you all here.
2007-09-27 14:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Moonshadow Dancer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww bless your heart, well the predicatable thing to say would be to surround yourself with friends and try and put the negative stuff away and have a good time. Whether it be having a good cry to let things out, going out clubbing or whatever, just do what makes you the happiest. And whatever it is you're down about,don't let it drag you down so much, everything looks up one way or another :)
take care
xxx
2007-09-27 12:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try and think of things that you enjoy doing? Or people you enjoy seeing, and see if you can arrange to do any of these things? How about pampering yourself, run a bath full of bubbles, burn some nicely scented candles and relax in the bath whilst thinking nice thoughts.
Also its good to remind yourself that things could be worse, and that everyone feels like this sometimes, and not forgetting it could be your hormonal? You will get over it - we all do. Take care x
2007-09-27 13:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Glitterbomb ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Britannia, We all know how you feel. It sux to be down and in a bad mood. Sometimes it is necessary and even feels good to let it out. If you have someone to talk to about it, it will help. Its nice sometimes to just get out and take a walk or play with your dog if you have one. Just remember that the bad things that bring us down don't last forever. It will get better
and I hope you start feeling better soon.
2007-09-27 13:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by The Wižard 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Get down on you knees and pray!!!!!!!That seem to help me out . And remember that you can only live one second at a time. No matter what you are going through this too shall pass.play the song "Don't Worry Be Happy"
2007-09-27 12:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by starting_over_anew 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
aww big cyber hug hunni cheer up there is always someone worse off than you are..anyway you have us loony lot on here so have a read of some of the questions and answers especially the jokes some are really funny.hope you feel happier soon xx
2007-09-27 12:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by her with the mad ginger hair 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Download the song Touch of Grey by the Grateful Dead. Always cheers me up.
2007-09-27 12:53:27 · answer #8 · answered by killfoot2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember that no matter how low you get there will always be somebody lower
<<<<<<<<<<< find a happy place >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
luv <
2007-09-29 14:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by Tonny C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from nantucket...Hahahaha
Go outside and take some deep breaths of fresh air. It will help clear your mind.
2007-09-27 12:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋