An Irish man was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of the road. On his first day he painted 8 miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "why is it that you are painting less each day?"
"Because each day I get further away from the can of paint."
2007-09-27 05:39:26 · 26 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaaaaa good one.
'Wayne Kerr'....shame on you. I'm from Ireland and take no offence whatsoever!
2007-09-27 06:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So when does he finish painting the line?
2007-09-27 12:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This isn't an Irish joke, this is a blonde joke.
2007-09-27 12:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it, but I'm only half Irish (top half I think)
2007-09-27 12:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by Danny M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one....and I'm Irish :)
2007-09-27 12:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by penelope pitstop 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very good. Made me giggle
2007-09-27 14:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Flobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad is irish but its true funny
2007-09-27 14:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha was the Irish man blonde also??? lmao
2007-09-27 12:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
this isa blonde joke
2007-09-27 12:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by harrypotter addict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great,star for you!
2007-09-27 12:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋