Never lie to your Mother---Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful was Jennifer, Brian's roommate. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I am only roommates." About a week later, Jennifer said to Brian, "Since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." Therefore, he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take
2007-09-27 04:43:42 · 10 answers · asked by ♥SaLz♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gravy ladle. Nevertheless, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian" Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. However, the fact remains that if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
2007-09-27 04:44:49 · update #1
lmfao!! love it!
2007-09-27 06:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by LoLo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 22:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were telling the truth about the laugh. Have a star.
2007-09-27 04:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for giving me a smile and on my birthday to boot. A star for you!!
2007-09-27 05:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one but it is true you can never lie to your mother
2007-09-27 04:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha so true have a star :)
2007-09-27 04:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!!!
2007-09-27 05:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2007-09-27 04:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, true :)
2007-09-27 05:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the uplift. It brightened my day...take care...
2007-09-27 04:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋