Just need some good random insults for a letter i'm writting to Noel Edmonds!
2007-09-27 04:25:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
When you were born they must have thrown out the baby and kept the afterbirth
2007-09-27 04:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how hard could it be to insult someone.. unless of course you have a pea in your head that you call a brain.. I'm very impressed that you were able to ask for help.. i figured its hard being you having to live in a cruel world with nothing but a pea sized brain.. and dumb questions on the net.. if i were you id eat the pea.. take a crap and piss on it.. its better if you didn't think at all.. (I'm pretty sure you got the idea.. now go, insult the hell outta somebody)
2007-09-27 04:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by loaded 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good one I heard years ago went something like, "I don't object to the fact that you always seem to have an ace up your sleeve - just to your belief that God Almighty put it there."
Or you could plagiarise the great Groucho Marx by saying, "From the start of your programme to the end I was convulsed with laughter - someday I intend to watch it."
2007-09-27 04:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Noel, I wish I could afford the wood to have your mouth boarded up. Lo xxx
2007-09-27 04:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the gold standard of insults:
2007-09-27 04:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnathon ross said to him
"i didnt know Fisher Price made jeans"
2007-09-27 04:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Try this online insult generator:
http://www.webinsult.com/
There are more online, just google "insult generator".
2007-09-27 04:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by irish_jubjub 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You uncultivated barrel of pseudo-intellectual hog swill
2007-09-27 04:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by hnlntm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Noel,
I assume your care-nurse will be reading this loud enough for you to hear it. ..... etc
2007-09-27 04:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by jeff hall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a w@nker but mores the pity your father wasn't!
2007-09-27 04:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋