Whats the best prison to go to in the US?

Question

I want one with cable tv and a swimming pool and excersize room. I am tired of working I was thinking prison would be a good vacation, no work , free food, free medical and dental free bed, time to catch up on some reading.

Answer 1

Any federal prison will do. You can tamper will the mail, that'll get you sent away for a few years.

Its not a bad option given that housing prices are high, love is hard to find anyway, and good jobs are scarce.

Answer 2

There is a myth that prisons are like country clubs. If there is a TV, it's an old beat up TV in the day room, and you'd better not change the channel unless you want twenty gangbangers to lay you out.

As far as STD's and hepatitis go, prisoners have about three-to-four times the infection rate, and some willingly infect others.

Free dental and medical? Only when you're on the verge of death. I knew a guy that made some wrong choices in life, caught AIDS in prison, and only after a year of coughing and then a collasped lung did they do anything for him.

Prison is the most agonizing and dangerous place you could imagine, and any amenity we grant our prison population only marginally reduces the misery they endure.

Answer 3

Televisions exist in prisons for one reason: to keep the inmates quiet. Television is the best friend prison wardens have ever had.

Exercise pens exist partly for the same reason -- to keep inmates quiet -- and partly to try to save the taxpayers some money by encouraging inmates to stay healthy.

A pool would be a serious security risk. I am not aware of any prison with a pool.

The medical care provided in all prisons is extremely poor. It is provided by low-bid contractors. Most of the physicians are not American-trained, and most of them have serious problems speaking English. The same is true of the dentists. They also always have far more patients than they can treat, and insufficient supplies & testing equipment to treat them with.

Reading material is rarely available, and is censored. Inmates are permitted very little reading material in their cells, even if their families have bought it for them.

Food quality depends on the prison. Prisons with working farms usually have the best food. And that leads to my final point; you are mistaken about "no work." The 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution forbids slavery EXCEPT as a condition of imprisonment. All prisoners are slaves BY LAW. This is why the government can choose to pay them a nickel an hour, or any other sub-minimum wage, if they get paid at all. Prisoners who refuse work assignments are disciplined by withholding privileges and by having their prison terms extended (by losing "good time" credits).

The kind of prison you're describing exists only in the imagination of people who haven't seen any.

Answer 4

The one that Martha Stewart went to didn't sound too bad....she taught yoga classes to the other inmates! LOL

I agree with you. Another thing you can do in prision is earn a college degree. A couple years ago I was taking a college class via 'distance learning' and I went into the bookstore on campus to purchase the book. I was told that they were out of them.....because they all had been sent to the prision in the neighboring town.HMMMM

Answer 5

A best prison is one without locks and bars. Try Alcatraz!

Answer 6

Rich man's prison, I would recommend you ask the politicians.

Answer 7

Try "Club Fed" in Florence, Colorado. You may even get to see some "celebrities."

Answer 8

check "Better Homes and Gardens" web-site.
or better yet, admit yourself in a mental hospital, more fun and freedom.

Answer 9

all the frees you mention...freeloader.you are wanting others to support you

Answer 10

Well, the truth is!!! YOU WILL ONLY FIND THE BEST PRISONS IN 3rd WORLD COUNTRIES!!!! THANKS You don't belong in this Nation!