A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says,
Do you know me?' To which she replies,
'Yes of course, you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
'No, she replies calmly...... I'm your son's teacher
2007-09-27 03:49:45 · 23 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for my birthday giggle. *starred*
2007-09-27 05:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-27 05:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Deserves a star.
2007-09-27 04:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by redhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-27 03:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by canadaguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but STILL funny!
2007-09-27 03:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny lol bring some lol plz
2007-09-27 04:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by yung prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. LOL! what a dumb azz!!! that was great star 4 u!
2007-09-27 03:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah thats funny!! :P
2007-09-27 07:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha how embarrassing.
2007-09-27 03:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that is funny!!!!
2007-09-27 03:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋