One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom,
"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
2007-09-27 03:43:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Birthday smile for me and a star for you!
2007-09-27 05:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a *
2007-09-27 12:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWWE SNAP!!!!that was funny wow. ur great man. this was HILARIOUS i was cryin and evrything!!! OMG u deserve a star!! dude thats awesome majust awesome.
2007-09-27 10:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great ! I love that
2007-09-27 11:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA..............YES FO SHO YOU GET A STAR
2007-09-27 10:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Payback is never fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-27 11:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paybacks are heck! That was funny, thanks!
2007-09-27 19:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol...
2007-09-27 11:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one !!!!! its still good....
very funny thanks
2007-09-27 11:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by ஜღÐïåMóñdღஜ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋