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My mum said that..But my boyfriend says its not true and always knocks on the back door first...He'll only come in the front if im dressed nice or ive trimmed the bushes right back...

im so confused...

2007-09-27 03:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by Ruby-Mae 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

everytime you answer a question with a bitchy attitude, you get a little bit fatter too... I know thats true...The bitter people are always fat...

2007-09-27 03:26:25 · update #1

10 answers

Quit crying, & open the door. #

2007-09-27 03:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If someone knocks on my back door, they may get mauled by my 4 rottweilers, or shot. I would,'t trim my bushes either, because then my dogs won't have a place to hid for the surprise attack. Everytime you let someone round the back, a puppy gets a training exercise as how to kill and mame.

2007-09-27 10:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Someone is big time curious about her tradesmen entrance...!!

Just do it or dont...

How many questions are you going to ask about it without actually asking about it...

There's nothing wrong with it..If you are an adult, and are aware of the implications of doing it wrong...!!

Happy bum fun!! (oh no, I said it!!)

2007-09-27 10:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by KB 4 · 0 0

Never heard that one before. If I were a betting man, I don't think it is true.

2007-09-27 10:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0 0

wish my mum was as cool as yours.
I've just tried it with bf and my puppy did not cry but a kitten farted

2007-09-27 11:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by susanwem 1 · 0 0

Nice....

Either that's a really good use of innuendo, or I have a really dirty mind.

Either way, nice...

2007-09-27 10:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin the pedantic martian 4 · 0 0

Your boyfriend is right!

2007-09-27 10:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ninky Nonk---In The Night Garden 4 · 0 0

Is this suppose to be a metaphor?

2007-09-27 10:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you and me both
but i do like your attempt at adult humour
albeit its not funny but good attempt!

2007-09-27 10:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What are you on ?????????/

2007-09-27 10:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by K.Rowley 3 · 0 0

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