Have I not prayed long and hard enough? He knows that I need some new clothes and to pay for my gym membership. What more can I say to him to make him understand? Has God turned his back on me? Please God, please! This is important stuff. Otherwise, I'm stuck.
2007-09-27 01:57:25 · 14 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think the bank may be run by Satanic pretend-Jews who are jealous of you. I bet each phone call you've made to them is returned by some young MBA who is making leering, sinful suggestions as to how he could personally help raise the credit limit.
Every Christian knows that the closer you are to God, the more Satan is after you (and your credit).
I just can't find any good Christian banks nationwide, and I know PayPal is for online only.
2007-09-27 09:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure. They understand you're a great shopper now so as that they are encouraging you to spend extra so as that they have got extra danger of charging you interest. I even have an Amex card and that they randomly enhance the shrink devoid of even telling you! I in basic terms now and returned be conscious on my assertion. in case you do no longer want the upward push then you rather can ask them to shrink it.
2016-12-28 05:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O my God!! You really broke my heart!!
Here's a story I read which I hope will answer your question.
A man daily enters any church or chapel to pray very hard to win the Lotto. Years passed and his prayers were not answered by. One day in the cathedral, he prayed so hard he heard a voice saying:
"MY SON, I WANT SO MUCH TO HELP YOU WIN THE LOTTO BUT PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THE SAINTS IN EARTH AND HEAVEN, BUY A TICKET."
Would that answer you?
2007-09-27 02:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by indaycorazon 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Same here. He never listens, does he?
Or maybe he's just not there to take the call...
**edit**
Corazon up here; that is a joke. Jokes aren't meant to teach people a lesson, they're not even meant to be taken seriously. In this case it's a very ironic joke... and a funny one, too. :p
2007-09-27 02:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God just told me that he doesn't like the boob job you had done and since you spent that money so foolishly he's not raising your card limits untill you pay those boobs off.
:)
2007-09-27 02:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by slim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because He knows raising your credit limit would only cause more problems. He is trying to help you by not letting your credit limit be raised.
2007-09-27 03:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no God, and nothing fails like prayer.
2007-09-27 02:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As i know..God doesn't deal with the bank...
But you can ask for other things like..
God please kill the bacteria from the meal...
Or God..please don't let my husband see that i did something wrong at his suitcoat bought from Boss..and never dressed before...
2007-09-27 02:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is too busy not answering other prayers to take time out to answer yours.
2007-09-27 02:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
#Maybe because God thinks you need to learn how to handle your finances properly - or get a better paid job.
2007-09-27 02:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋