This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.
2007-09-27 01:31:36 · 12 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Meet you there before the crowd gathers
2007-09-27 01:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-27 05:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd pour the whiskey in the river as well...
AFTER IT HAD BEEN THROUGH MY KIDNEYS FIRST !
2007-09-27 01:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Biff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, wont be leaving til the river runs dry ;-)
2007-09-27 10:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by eleni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I may borrow it for use at the club
Thanks, made me giggle.
2007-09-27 02:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I'll have to remember that one!
2007-09-27 01:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by bouncingtigger13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever song leader *gg*
2007-09-27 02:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fish were that drunk they had a whale for a time
2007-09-27 01:54:12 · answer #8 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one you need to laugh~~
2007-09-27 01:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-27 01:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by R.F.C. FOREVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋