An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," said the Major.
He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," barked the Major.
He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
2007-09-26 23:11:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I nearly fell off my stool laughing
very good
2007-09-26 23:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Obama has stepped over the line many times in this election acting as though he were already president. He is grandiose and egocentric. He not only wants to be president, he wants to go down in the history books as the one who ended the Iraq war. He gives no thought as to what happens if he withdraws the troops too soon. We have won the war but it is a fragile victory. Iran wants to move in and take over Iraq and its oil fields and set up a terrorist base. Obama seems to have a plan to change this country and turn it into an impoverished, defenseless nation.
2016-04-06 03:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe you starting the day with a good one hun, just loved it
Have a star
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2007-09-26 23:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats ferral
2007-09-26 23:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent have a big star
2007-09-27 02:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-27 02:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by The Ghost of Scousertommy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard this years ago but it always makes me smile. Great.
2007-09-27 03:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-26 23:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Star
2007-09-26 23:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by Oregon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great !
like that #3 soldier *lol*
2007-09-27 00:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋