A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
2007-09-26 22:44:42 · 11 answers · asked by TheatreFan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll take the Baptist bra. LOL!!!
It'll make my husband happy.
Before it gets erased I'm going to look for the Nun joke.
2007-09-27 02:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by RLD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love to go bra shopping! There's so many cute/sexy bras out there!
2016-05-19 22:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha flying sky broom rid i fink ur the one whos psychotic hahaha its a joke hun get ova it a very funny one at that fanx theater fan urm i think i need the first two only coz im pregnant so other wise it would be the last 2 lol
2007-09-26 23:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks
I never realised how many Baptists there were in the country
2007-09-26 23:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A nice big star for you, now I know what to look for in a woman.
2007-09-27 02:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its a good joke but too bad it offends some....
anywayz my parents are salvation army officers
2007-09-26 23:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Alicia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
dont know which one I need, guess it would be the baptist one
2007-09-27 00:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-26 23:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I need a Catholic in the Salvation Army Please!
2007-09-26 22:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by beckini 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-26 23:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋