The celebrant noticed that the bride was in great distress so asked her what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The celebrant told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words for herself. . . Aisle, alter hymn.
(I'll alter him!)
2007-09-26 22:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... i gave you a star for that.. :)
2007-09-26 22:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by xssy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something is wrong if it infringes on a person's natural rights. All people are entitled to things such as life, liberty, and prosperity. So if you kill a person, you take away their life. If you put them through dominance and abuse without their consent, you take away their liberty. If you steal their property or money, you are affecting their prosperity. Something is right if it preserves those natural rights and promotes them for others. If you save someone, work to give people suffrage, or give to charity, you are doing the right thing. However, the line between right and wrong often becomes blurred. For instance, suppose you kill a murderer who broke into your home to save your own family. In this example, we can dissect your actions and judge them individually to be either right or wrong. Killing the man was wrong, but protecting your family and property was right. In this case, the number of right actions and the amount of good that was done is greater than the evil, so you would be right in this situation.
2016-04-06 03:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-09-26 22:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg I'll alter him. That is so so funny. lol
2007-09-27 03:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice =)
2007-09-26 22:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice twist to those ones. lol
2007-09-27 03:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice pun
2007-09-27 00:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's actually true but i love it lol
2007-09-26 22:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever and true too
2007-09-28 03:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Paul S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great one
2007-09-27 06:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋