They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"
2007-09-26 22:10:33 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that i have managed to pick myself off the floor and stop laughing i gotta tell u that thats the best joke i have heard in ages
thanx 4 that and heres a star to show my appreciation
:) xx
2007-09-27 09:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last woman I was with that did that cut loose a string of about 15 of them in rapid succession. Still, even at that, I saw no way I could possibly put up with another 54 of 'em...!
2007-09-27 06:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi i understand that it is frightening and style of freaky to work out your dad having oral intercourse with yet another lady, yet i think of you should take it undemanding, even in case your dad is sixty seven it does not recommend that he can not have a sexual existence. he wont have a coronary heart attack, do not subject approximately it, having a healthful sexual intercourse at his age will make him sense extra advantageous and be in solid wellness. basically loosen up, may well be he's feeling lonely and desire some female business enterprise, when you consider that your mom has exceeded and he lives on my own. its your dad, it's going to be extra painful for him in case you reject him and forget approximately approximately him in basic terms because of the fact he's having intercourse at sixty seven. its not because of the fact he's previous that recommend he can not have a typical existence. attempt speaking to him, like speaking to a chum, do not decide him, or you will the two sense injury. and attempt observing it as an grownup and not as his toddler. in case you cope with the situation in a mature way, each and every thing would be be extra elementary for the two one in each and every of you.
2016-10-20 02:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow brilliant. Another star for you.
2007-09-27 03:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome.
I hadn't heard that one.
You made me laugh, you get a star!
2007-09-27 03:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny. A star for you.
2007-09-27 03:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny have a star.
2007-09-26 22:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by louise d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahahahaahaahaha....................My God!!!! You rule man...If I had I could give you 10000 stars....Funniest joke I heard for a long time...Thankyou very much.....Now my whole office is laughing............
2007-09-27 03:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl now that tickled me,well done you jester you 8)
2007-09-27 02:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Ghost of Scousertommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as I thought - thanx for the laugh
2007-09-27 00:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋