As far as I'm concerned, old age is fifteen years from now!
At eighty, there are six women for every man. What a time to get odds like that.
The best time for men to have babies is when they're eighty. That's when they have to get up ten times a night anyway!
Old age is when a woman buys a sheer nightie and doesn't know anyone who can see through it!
She doesn't show her age, but if you look under her makeup it's there.
His wife powders, and he puffs!
She was born in the Year of Our Lord only knows!
He dines with the upper set. He should use his lowers too!
Instead of a daily dozen, he's got a daily doesn't.
She's been pressing sixty so long it's pleated!
Old age is creaking up on her!
He's so old his typewriter runs on wood!
2007-09-26 20:45:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All of a sudden I feel old. lol
2007-09-26 21:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but i saw it a few days back on here
2016-05-19 22:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Some of them are good.
2007-09-26 21:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the last one is classic
2007-09-26 20:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-26 21:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to put years on us now.......... hahaha
2007-09-26 21:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
thats better
2007-09-27 01:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... some of them are ok ...
2007-09-26 20:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by bubble wrapping 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm...erm..
2007-09-26 21:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by kirst205 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋