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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"
Horrified, Jenny suggested that sex at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!
"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"
2007-09-26 20:21:56 · 9 answers · asked by Raj 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ice cream truck too gave dings and dongs,i.e too much of them that the 94yrs guy cld possibly handle!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-26 20:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by jonnycage 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He he he he ... was a lil too fast for grandpa !
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2007-09-26 23:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-09-26 20:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by citizenvnfla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yew okkk!argh silsh not 2 funny
2007-09-27 17:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by venus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well nice hummmm but to young to die
2007-09-27 03:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by renu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um ok
2007-09-26 20:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-09-26 20:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-09-27 06:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay...?!
2007-09-26 23:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋