Family Problems...?

Question

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shotafter shot.

The Indian man said to the American,”You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, “Talking about love marriages? I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own g

Answer 1

That was a good one.

Answer 2

yeah good one

An architect, an artist and a carpenter were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.



The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.



The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.



The carpenter said, "I like both."



"Both?"



Carpenter: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the field and get some work done!