An Irishman was fishing when suddenly he heard a voice from overhead. 'There are no fish under the ice!' the voice boomed.
The Irishman dropped his rod in a panic and said in a trembling voice, 'Is that you, God?'
'No,' thundered the voice. 'I'm the manager of the ice rink!'
2007-09-26 19:45:02 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! you deserve a star!
2007-09-26 19:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2016-05-19 22:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah nice...
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
2007-09-26 19:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. But couldn't we change Irishman to village idiot, or man with a sandwich short of a picnic ?
2007-09-27 02:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-09-26 20:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was a good one
2007-09-27 05:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Put a wee smile on me face.
2007-09-26 19:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by jan c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Love those irishman jokes.
2007-09-27 06:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-26 20:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yae bonny lass, u sure put a lovely smile on this wee highland lass!!!
2007-09-26 19:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by Lawyered 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-09-26 19:55:56 · answer #11 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋